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- I'm Yamato. - I'm Ryota.
- I'm Iwamoto. - I'm Jintoniku.
I know you all like drinking,
but drinking is fun.
- It's fun. - It's fun.
It makes you excited and you can have fun.
- I think that's what drinking is about. - Yeah.
But if you're drinking at work,
is it because you're excited and you can't work?
Or is it because you're having fun doing hard work?
- Which one do you think it is? - I'm not working right now.
You're working and you're not working right now.
- This is work too. - It's hard work.
I'm sorry.
- It's hard work. - I'm sorry.
- It's hard work. - It's fun to drink and have fun.
- This is the hardest moment for me. - Yeah.
It's not like that. Editing too.
If I had to say it,
- working on my computer is desk work. - Yeah.
- It's tiring. - It's fun, but it's tiring.
I think you can say that about a lot of jobs.
If you can say it without thinking about it,
isn't it great?
If you work at a normal company,
you can't do it.
We edit at home by ourselves.
Even if we're drinking, we don't have a problem.
Whether you can enjoy it or not is what we want to verify.
A week of happy life!
I wake up in the morning and think, "Ah, work again today."
Alright, let's eat!
"Whoa!" That's how I feel.
Whether or not this is really a good thing or a bad thing...
No one has done it before, so I don't know.
- You should quit. - I think so too.
That's why you said "you should quit" at the interview.
- Yes, I did. - Why did you start drinking?
This time, we're going to continue drinking for a week...
and see what happens to the man who continues to drink.
We'd like to show you a real verification.
So we've prepared this for you.
- Ta-da! - This is...
- Lemon sour. - Lemon sour water.
You've all had a glass of liquor and taken a picture, right?
The alcohol content is high and it's easy to drink.
While you're drinking this...
you might be thinking, "Isn't he drunk?"
So we've prepared this for you.
"Sukan"... What's "sukan"?
It's a machine that measures how much alcohol you're drinking at the moment.
- Yeah, it's like a medicine store. - It measures...
how much you're actually drinking at the moment.
When you're in the bathroom and the food is ready...
you call it, right?
- Bibi! - Oh, it's me.
- Between 0.15 and 0.25 is when you call it. - Yes.
If you go past 0.25, you're drunk.
- You're drunk driving. - That's right.
- I'll prove that I'm not drunk. - Yes.
- Oh... - It's not Fahner's air.
- Oh... - It smells.
- Oh... - Oh!
- That's good! - 0.0!
- That's obvious.
- You've had a sip and measured it with your mouth only?
- It says you can do it after 20 minutes of drinking.
- I see. - I guess we'll have to test him this time.
- You're starting to steal a lot.
- Oh, I'm gonna be drunk for a week now!
- Scary! - When I'm at home now,
I've been doing 70% of what I'm supposed to do.
- Wait, what are you doing?
- That's a test! You're doing 70% of what you're supposed to do!
- Okay, I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do.
- I'm going to start my week with a drink.
- Excuse me while I'm at work. - Go ahead. - Scary!
- Here I go! - Wow!
- You drank too much!
- Oh, it's coming!
- But you can drink, right? - Yes, you can drink.
- I'm going to try it right away.
- Yeah, get some water.
- It's been about two minutes since I drank it. - Yeah.
- I don't know how much I drank.
- That's fast!
- 0.4!
- That's not good at all.
- It says "danger" on it.
- But you know, you're at zero right now.
- You've been drinking a little too much in the middle of it.
- But you're at zero at first.
- Isn't that not enough?
- Huh? Isn't he the manager of the drinking party?
- Huh?
- I haven't seen you since morning.
- Huh?
- I've been drinking every night.
- I'm sorry.
- You can drink now. - Thank you.
- Thank you, manager.
- Ugh!
- Ah!
- You're drinking from the lemon's line.
- I don't like it.
- Manager!
- It's 40 degrees right now.
- You can't drink like this in the morning.
- You can't tell your kids about this.
- You can't do this.
- Here we go.
- Ugh! You're drinking at a high pace!
- I know, right?
- Are you going to stop now?
- I'm sure you'll get sick of this.
- We'll give you a little something every now and then.
- We'd love that.
- We'll drink as much as we can.
- Enjoy.
- It's been 20 minutes since we started drinking.
- It's official.
- I know, right?
- Wait, wait, wait. - Are you okay?
- Did I just make a mistake? - No, we're just getting started.
- Am I doing it right? - No, you're a little drunk.
- You said you were a little tipsy. - You look like you're drunk.
- Your face is bright blue and you can't say it. - Are you okay?
- We're just getting started. - Let's do it.
- It's been an hour since we started drinking. - It's my turn now.
- Your face is a little dry. - Your eyes are weird.
- It's 0.65. - It's going up.
- It's crazy. - It's going up. - Let's aim for 1 or something.
- What are you aiming for? - Chief!
- Do you want to drink too? - You're the chief now.
- I'm the chief now? - You're the chief now.
- You're getting bigger. - I'm going to be the chief sooner or later.
- I'm going to be the chief. - Huh?
- Oh! - Coincidence!
- Huh? - It can't be helped.
- Oh, no. - You're the chief now.
- I'm going to tell you a joke now, chief.
- I can't tell you something funny with my head. - Well, you've been doing it for a while now.
- There are times when you want to be denied the jokes you've been thinking about.
- If you drink first, you can think about it again and be positive.
- Let's be positive, chief.
- Thank you for the drink!
- Is this going to be a horror movie?
- It's good. - It's good, isn't it?
- It's good as long as we're together.
- Well, it's usually good.
- We won't get together again from tomorrow for a while.
- Well, I'll go now. - Yes.
- You don't look like you're having fun, chief.
- The story just now wasn't very interesting.
- Huh?
- Tenga, Tenga~
- Tenga, Tenga, Tenga~
- In our story meetings,
- there are times when we kick out "the side that can be set up" and "the side that can be set up" and have a meeting.
- Secret, right? - This time, we kicked out Tetsuya, Toshimitsu, and Yumimaru from the room.
- The three of us had a meeting first.
- In the meantime, Tetsuya started a complete outburst.
- You're kidding, right? Because it's been over 10 minutes.
- That's right, we're in the middle of a story meeting. It's still going on.
- Let's go see it.
- Huh?
- We're in a meeting~
- We're in a story meeting~
- Yes?
- Hahahahaha
- That's so lame
- You look like you're in a bad mood
- You're already making assumptions
- I feel like you want to make a decision right away
- This is bad
- This isn't for today, is it?
- This is too much
- Okay, we'll continue
- Okay~
- Is there a rule or something like that?
- Is there a rule?
- How is it, Tetsuya-kun?
- Hm?
- What were you talking about?
- Your advertisement
- Hahahaha
Let's drink a little
Now, the story meeting that starts at 10 o'clock is also
finally over
Yes
It's 6:20 in the evening
Thank you for your hard work
Think about it for 12 hours
Yes
I started drinking at 10 o'clock in the evening and now it's 6 o'clock in the morning
Yes
It's been two days
Hahahaha
I'll eat it
Yes
Wow
Oh, I greeted you normally
Hahahaha
Wow
You're crushing it with ease
On the first day, I was in a state of feeling uncomfortable if I drank too much alcohol
Hahahaha
Yes, so see you tomorrow
Good luck
Be careful
Good morning
It's 10 o'clock in the morning of the second day
Yesterday, my head was so painful that I slept for about 12 hours
I think it's a little suspicious that I slept for 12 hours
I would like to measure it immediately
Wow!
Dangerous!
0.05
I can drive
If you don't drink it!
So here
Strong
Zero
If you drink one of these, you can drink it normally
I will have it
Kaaaa
I don't need it
I drank it by mistake, so let's measure it
It's not like yesterday's guanguan
I feel like I'm drinking alcohol
I think this is the best state
I'm drooling
0.25
I'm in a state where I can drink alcohol firmly
However, it is one step down from here
I would like to spend this day while drinking alcohol little by little
Yes, it's a deep night
I'm about to sleep
Today, like Shido, I don't feel like I'm drinking strong
9%
It's not weak at all
I've been drinking this much alcohol all the time
It was such a day
It is 0.25
Good night
Thank you for your hard work
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good morning
It's 10 in the morning of the third day
Well, I feel like I'm out of alcohol
Let's measure it once
Oh, there is
0.1
This is a surprise
At first, it was about 0 or 0, but I didn't know if there was any alcohol left.
Kaaaaaaaaaaaa
Today is Saturday, and I am in charge of posting videos, so I have to edit.
When editing, I would like to verify what it is like to work in a drunk state.
Yes, it is the third day of sleep.
Everyone, today's video
Did you see the video of cooking only in a drunk state?
In the first half, I was pretty drunk, or I was just drunk, and I felt like I had put in a lot of crazy elements.
A certain person gave me a present, so I would like to introduce it.
A gift for Tetsuya-kun who is doing his best in his busy life
If you only drink shitty alcohol, you'll get even more crazy, so I'll give you a good whiskey.
It would be nice if you could make highball with proper ice and carbonated water.
It was really expensive.
Next time you'll definitely get drunk.
That's what it is.
I got alcohol from a cow.
This is a round of applause.
I wanted to live this life by drinking such good alcohol, but I really hate highball.
First of all, I don't like carbonated drinks, and I like sweet drinks.
It doesn't go well with me, but maybe it's because I haven't had a good highball.
So I'd like to drink this and see if my highball is really good.
Oh, it's already full.
It's too wet.
Oh, good sound.
Oh, you're an adult.
It's done.
My first self-made highball in my life.
I'm getting a little excited.
Well then, thank you for your hard work today.
I'll eat it.
I don't know.
Do I know this?
It's the fourth day.
It's Umesh.
It's like going on a trip.
It's like going to a hot spring outside.
I'm going to drink it today.
I opened the window.
It's like a hot spring.
I'm going in.
It's very cold.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's cloudy.
I'm going in.
It's good.
Tonight, I'm going to drink Zoom with my friends.
I'm going to show you that.
It's time for an online drinking party.
Today, I have a classmate in the second year of high school.
There is also Toshimitsu.
Toshimitsu Tokai Yomoyano's Zoom meeting.
It's the worst name in the world.
Hello.
What's with your voice?
I'm done with my class.
It's good.
Good job.
I'm going to play with Tetsuya's new house.
It's the same as Tetsuya.
What do you mean?
It's noisy and smelly.
I've been calling you Tetsuya for the rest of my life.
Tetsuya has become cooler.
I know.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
It's the sixth day.
Some of you may be wondering when the sixth day flew.
I don't know what to tell you.
It was so fun that I was relaxing.
The same days continue.
I couldn't film it yesterday.
I'm going to do a live broadcast now.
I'm going to use an app called Sugar.
I'm going to do a live broadcast where I can talk to you.
In the meantime, I'd like to drink this sake.
It's Tokugawa Ieyasu.
It's a sake that costs about 5,000 yen.
I'd like to open it and drink it during the broadcast.
It's here.
It's started.
It's my first Sugar.
I want you to sing "Pretender".
Goodbye! I'm not your destiny!
Please wait for a moment.
30 minutes have passed.
Don't worry about it, everyone.
The change is 0.35 seconds.
I'm going to do it like this.
Thank you for waiting.
Somehow, the delivery ended.
I talk a lot with people I don't know during the delivery.
I'm sorry to take it.
We have a shooting tomorrow.
The manager is here.
I don't want them to drink it.
I'll do my best until the end.
Next time...
It's the 7th day.
It's morning.
It's amazing to drink in a bottle.
It's amazing. It's Japanese.
I'll say one thing.
After drinking a little in the morning,
I went out like this and said,
Shall we have another drink?
I said it for the first time.
I will do my best for the first day of shooting.
One week has passed!
It's been a week.
I think I can't report to you about the changes in this week.
First of all, I was alive!
I'm glad you fell down.
I don't think there are any major abnormalities.
I have a lot of little opinions.
First of all, I smell like shit.
I always smell like shit.
It's amazing to report it to the market.
To put it simply, I smell like shit.
And there's a lot of waste.
I thought it was amazing.
How big is it?
It's coming out!
What is it?
It's really big.
I thought it would come out like this.
It's coming out like this.
And the bottom of it.
It's messed up.
It's not like I can't do anything at all.
The editing time is extending.
If I can start at this time and end at this time, I can understand it.
But it's much later than I expected.
That means there's a time I don't know in between.
There was a time when I was flying with this guy.
It's not like I fell asleep or anything.
Oh, what did you say?
My concentration goes down.
And my brain doesn't work.
My brain doesn't work.
When it comes to taking a video...
My imagination is also impaired.
I thought it would be interesting if I did it like this.
When it comes to taking a video strategically,
I don't think it's worth it.
The bad part is like that.
The good part is like that.
The good part is that I had a lot of fun.
People who fly back and forth once a week...
When you're drunk...
I'm getting drunk.
I'm getting a little tipsy.
I have that kind of feeling now.
I feel like I'm drunk.
But I can sleep like this.
It's like a Selhen song.
It's not going to suppress your excitement.
By staying super excited in everyday life,
it becomes natural.
No need to go out and go crazy about it.
Oh, that's a good thing.
This is a good tip for you guys.
It's not good. It's bad.
There was something bad about it.
The motivation is bad.
It seems bad.
It doesn't end. The motivation doesn't end.
I'm afraid of it.
When I sleep, I feel under pressure.
I feel like I don't know what I'm saying, and I can't sleep.
- I don't like that. - I don't like it.
- Because you can't see it. - No, it's scary!
- It's scary because you can't see it. - It's really scary.
- And that's the first day I drank it. - Ah!
- I drank it three times a day. - Three times a day?
- That's amazing! - You drink a lot of barley tea, don't you?
- Well, I don't drink it with the intention of quitting drinking at dawn as a human being.
- But other than that, I don't drink barley tea.
- I didn't drink it in the first place, but I drink barley tea naturally.
- There are a lot of people watching you now. - There are a lot of people in the world now.
- There are a lot of people in the world who are working and drinking well.
- For example, there are a lot of people who say, "Me too, me too."
- It may not make sense.
- It may be the best thing you've done this season.
- It's definitely the best thing you've done now.
- That's right.
- When the world was very active, if you stayed at home and drank for a week, it would have been hard for you.
- But everyone is at home now.
- Everyone is doing it.
- It's funny. - It's fun, isn't it?
- Rather, it's more of a forbidden life now.
- "Wow, I don't know what it is."
- But Tetsuya-san, you've been drinking for a week now.
- You can't drink anymore.
- Oh, can I do it the other way around?
- Of course you can't. It's over. - I see.
- It feels weird, doesn't it?
- You don't have to drink it? - You don't have to think about it?
- The moment you said it, I was surprised.
- I was surprised. - I was scared.
- Let's drink. - What? Wait a minute.
- Tetsuya, you don't depend on that face anymore.
- You're crazy.
- No, no, you can't drink it, Tetsuya-kun.
- You'll end up drinking it for the whole shoot. - Is this much okay for you?
- Is it okay for me to drink it? - It's okay.
- You can drink it. - You can drink it.
- I'll definitely drink it. - You're drinking it all of a sudden for the second week.
Let's enjoy drinking properly!